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I’m pretty sure

that the only good thing about obnoxious laughter from my housemates in other rooms is that it wakes me up when I accidentally fall asleep while writing papers/studying. Otherwise, no thanks please.


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I was starting to fall asleep in class

and my teacher said “My daughter… a teenage girl, she’s blond, and she’s always singing about breakups…”

And then a few people in class said, “Oh, you mean Taylor Swift”

And I snapped back to attention, wondering, “I thought he was talking about his daughter, is he saying she is Taylor Swift?” and my half asleep brain connected the dots to make me believe for a moment that his daughter was Taylor Swift. Then I realized he was just saying his daughter is a fan of Taylor Swift and it all made sense again.


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This afternoon our kitty slept on my bed and I petted him until he purred like a clanky thing does clank, and just now I put him in my room and got him to curl up in my comfy chair and so he is sleeping. I may get him to stay with me all night! Soon he shall love me….


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Posted 1 year ago

I finished reading Catching Fire last night right before I went to bed..

I told you I could predict things!! But I also liked how crafty it was, those Gamemakers, and those Tributes, too! So smart. I guess the actual smart one is Suzanne Collins for writing it though!

Also, luckily this time I didn’t have nightmares. When I went to bed after finishing The Hunger Games, I dreamed that my friends and I were at a bar with a drink menu of things themed after Barney Stinson and How I Met Your Mother, and then KC got shot with an arrow, and my dream ended with me being almost 100% sure he had died.

This time I dreamed of something completely unrelated, but I forget the details at the moment…


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My cat was just snurring; snoring that sounded like it was infused with purring


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Never Sleep Again
  • MOM: I am watching you sleep. Is that creepy?
  • MOM: I am now touching your fingertips to see if they are retractable
  • MOM: They are
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(Source: deathlyhellos)

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25 awkward cat sleeping positions.
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Sometimes

I’m just too lazy to even do things that people do when they’re being lazy.. It’s kind of a problem, on account of how I feel productive doing such things, like catching up on TV or going to bed early. Instead, I just sit around looking on the computer for things to look at, which I don’t even really feel like doing, but its easier than taking the effort to get ready for bed, or figuring out which show I should decide to watch.


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