"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
[comes into ur bedroom when ur sleeping] *SINGS HEDWIGS THEME TUNE BEFORE FLEEING FROM UR WINDOW ON A BROOMSTICK WHILST SCREAMING HARRY POTTER INTO THE NIGHT*
the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly”
this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard
(mumbled singing and sort of knowing the words) Heavenknowsi’vetried, Don’t let them in, don’t let them see… (mumbles) conceal don’t feel, don’t let them KNooooow, well now they KNOOOOWWW. Let it GOOO, let it GOOO can’t hold it back anyMOREE, let it gooo, let it GOOO, turn away and slam the DOORRR.. I DOnT CARE what they’re GOING TO SAY, let the storm rage onnn, theCOLDneverbotheredmeanyway…bup-bup-bup-baba-bup-bup-be-bup (mumbles more words) Let it GOOOO, let it GOOOO, i’m one with the wind and skyyYYYyy let it GOOO, let it GOOO, you’ll never see me cry, here i stANNNd and here i stAAAy, let the storm rage onnnnnn… do-doo-do-de-do-de-doo-doo-doo bleebubellebleeblee doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo (mumbles and tries to sing along) frozen fractals ALL AROUND (mumbles more) ICY BLASSSTT I’m never going back, the past is in the PAAASTTT Let it GOOOO, let it GOOOO,(mumbles) let it GOOO, let it GOOO, (mumbles) here i stANNNd in the light of daaaaayyyyy. let the storm rage ONNNNNNN thecoldneverbotheredmeanyway.