something i’ve always wondered about asoiaf: the starks are all “we’re wolves!” and the greyjoys are “we’re krakens!” and the lannisters refer to themselves as lions alarmingly frequently and then you have dany who i’m 98% sure believes she is a winged, fire-breaking dragon
but what about some of these other houses right like what about house redwyne are they like “aw yeah we’re grapes” or house selmy “we’re fuckin’ wheat y’all, watch the fuck out” like
This Man Wanted To Pop Some Tags, But Only Had $20 In His Pocket. What Happened Next Will Make You Smile.
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
you could have made this joke literally anytime
I was teaching my pre k students about the North and South Poles, showing pictures of the Ice Hotels and Aurora Borealis and the magnetic field that creates it, and one of them started to get upset with me because I had forgotten to look up pictures of Santa to show him. I finally look it up and click on a picture of a man dressed as Santa and show him, and he says “That’s Santa?” and, not wanting to dash any beliefs, I say, “Well, it might just be a person dressed as Santa. So many pictures of him come up, you can’t know who’s the real him.” and he said “no, show me a picture of the REAL Santa!” and I said “ok, I will. Let’s look it up later, it might take a few minutes to find..” and he said ok. Mind you, all of these kids are Jewish.. so anyways, when we are done with the activity and it’s time to get ready for lunch, he starts asking the other teacher to show him a picture of Santa and she starts to tell him that some people don’t believe in him so he should ask his mom first to help him find that. And then he says “but Santa isn’t real.” and I say “Ok.. then if Santa isn’t real, how can you expect there to be a picture of the Real Santa?” and he kind of just made a face like, oh…i dunno…good point.
me: how do i open this can of
teacher: *disappointed stare*
me: *sigh* this may of tomato sauce?