the-goddamazon:

deanwinchestire:

I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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slide to the right

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slide to the left

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take it back now y’all

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CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

Fuck


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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time


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reospeedragon:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



What if your finger strength is affecting the results?

reospeedragon:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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What if your finger strength is affecting the results?

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straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now


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adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.


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theodorerawrsevelt:

last summer at girl scout camp, i had this one 5 year-old camper who figured out that the counselors weren’t allowed alone in the cabins with any naked girls.

so if we reprimanded her about anything, her immediate reaction was to strip off her clothes and run to her cabin.

in the middle of the dining hall. at the pool. in an open field. didn’t matter. her clothes would go flying.

i couldn’t even get mad at her because i was too busy laughing at her ingenuity


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fluffykittiesinthetardis:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"I struggled with having boobs"

fluffykittiesinthetardis:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"I struggled with having boobs"

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I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)
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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing


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pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

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I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

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