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Hello!I'm Jessie. I like cats, watching tv, being silly, having fun, hanging out with friends, napping, reading, shopping (but I don't like spending money), quoting things, and being crazy.
I'm a senior in college. I'm 22!
My favorite color is pink!!
I like snow, and sunsets, and chocolate milk! And cats and elephants and koalas! I watch a lot of tv and I like quoting things. I remember random things that happen in my life very well and re-tell these stories often. I like telling stories, and I like reading and writing them as well!
Posts tagged with funny.
In Astronomoy Class
- Quiz Question: What's the purpose of the Drake Equation?
- Kevin: To find where Josh is.
The tumblr version of looking at drunk texts you’ve sent is looking at posts you decided to save as drafts. I wrote them sober and everything, but there is a reason why I had a mind to draft them not post them. It’s hilarious.
Feester Morning, getting ready before Church (Feester= fake easter)
- Katie: Look, everybody's in the bathroom!
- Me: Errbody in the bathroom gettin' tipsy
I’m hyperventilating
The funniest thing I’ve seen all day is the official video for One Direction’s song Kiss You.
Granted, it’s only 11 am and I have been researching amphibians all morning and haven’t really left my bed for more than ten minutes, but I bet this is the funniest thing I will see all day.
Someone needs to make a gif of all the scenes, because there was not even one moment in the video that didn’t have something going on that I need to see on replay. Just sayin’.
- Friend: We will have to be quiet cuz my roommate is finishing up his presentation
- Me: Oh, well that apparantly won't be a problem for me because you guys can never hear me when I'm talking, like earlier at dinner
- Friend: What did she say?
- Me: See! He just proved my point
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever
(Source: youtube.com, via theanimalblog)
At the QnA Winter Formal
Me and my friends took a hunk of cheese and some boxes of crackers from the snack table to a seating table and started eating it.
Nick comes over and takes the cheese and puts it back on the snack table, telling us we can’t monopolize it using some metaphor involving political control.
I say, “Having it here is the same as if we just took some on our plates a bunch of times, we’d eat the same amount.” Nick says, “You aren’t going to eat ALL of it.” I say, “How do you knowww? We could, we don’t know the future. And you underestimate us.”
We decide we need some of the delicious raspberry filled cookies and Erin decides to get up and go get some.
I say, “Get the whole pack, Nick (I look to the table four feet away and realize Nick is there, and make eye contact with him) won’t notice.” Nick scowls at me jokingly, as I laugh at the accident I made. “Fine,” I say to Erin, “then just get four cookies, one for each of us.”
My Senior Comp advisor said that on the last day of his Junior Seminar class a few years ago they had a pot luck picnic at Woocock Dam and that one student brought jello shots.
My teacher told us, “I didn’t know what they were, I just kept eating them, then I found out they had alcohol in them. I had been wondering why they tasted so good. That was the best Jello I’d ever had.”
Student tech worker boy comes in to fix the classroom computer
- (Boy leaves after fixing computer)
- Professor Bob (middle aged man, with kids our age): Do any of you guys know him?
- Class: Nope
- Professor: He was cute.
- (We all try not to, but we burst out laughing)
- Professor: Don't get me wrong! He was just so smiley and nice!
I saw this car dealership
And I said, “They should sell bicycles or motorcycles instead so they could call it Krebs Cycles”
