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foodchewer:

imagine-buscemi:

imagine steve buscemi responding to your ad on craiglist for a cat sitter then coming by to meet the cat and kissing your cats wee paws

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I used to read books aloud to my cats when I was a kid. We would sit in front of the heater and usually it was Dr. Seuss books.


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averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

same thing with little kids and their elbows when they lean on you or try to sit in your lap


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At work today I was sweeping the classroom

Melissa (the main teacher): That’s my black bead (points to bead on the floor)

Me (thinks she is telling me to sweep up a black bean and sweeps it into dustbin, while looking at her as she is looking at me from her spot on the floor sitting with a kid)

(Melissa’s face looks shocked)

(My face becomes Oops I just realized what I did)

Me: haha sorry I thought you were asking me to sweep it up. I will get it back for you

Melissa: I just thought you were trying to tell me how you really feel about me

Me; Hehe like I was being one of those cats who look you in the eye while they knock your things off shelves.


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Anonymous asked:
What would you do if you woke up and there were no more cats in the world???!!!!!!

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I met a cat who liked people and he kept jumping up into my lap and I didn't know cats were that friendly like that. Now we're friends

Aww, that’s cute. I’m a believer that if you give them a chance, cats can be friendly and I think that people shouldn’t stereotype them all as being meanies because some of them aren’t.image


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