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Hello!I'm Jessie. I like cats, watching tv, being silly, having fun, hanging out with friends, napping, reading, shopping (but I don't like spending money), quoting things, and being crazy.
I'm a senior in college. I'm 22!
My favorite color is pink!!
I like snow, and sunsets, and chocolate milk! And cats and elephants and koalas! I watch a lot of tv and I like quoting things. I remember random things that happen in my life very well and re-tell these stories often. I like telling stories, and I like reading and writing them as well!
Posts tagged with cat.
You know you love your cat when you contort yourself into uncomfortable positions just so you don’t have to disturb her sleep or move her.
Tonight’s version of The Floor is Lava is brought to me by the Stupid Mean Sharp-Clawed Cat Under My Bed
I always sing Lonely Boy by The Black Keys when I come home to find the cat home alone and lonely. But I just looked at they lyrics and it is so true to our relationshippppp. He makes me bleed all the time. and he waits alone all day til I come home, and then he only likes me because he’s lonely, and I’m above him but I try to love him anyway… stuff like that.
I have reached the point of my stay-indoors-working-on-finals weekend where I have started talking to myself and the cat out loud.
I’m making friends with the kitty again. He scratched on my door so I let him in. He is curled up in my lap! no signs that he is going to start biting me any time soon! Weee. Ok well now he is on the floor looking at me with a suspicious gaze, he is plotting to chew up my stuff, there he goes. Time to kick him out. Hopefully he chooses the easy way over the hard way.. Ok, well he is out now, no one was harmed. It only took a minute or two. That’s also how long the nice period lasted.. oh well.
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
(via djdatass)
